“My dad tells me patience is a virtue. I don’t know what that means but I’ll tell you this much- I don’t know how you humans sit in these uncomfortable lobby waiting chairs. I would like a comment card please, so I can suggest memory foam waiting beds in the lobby. This old pup isn’t getting any younger…”
When I was 3 years old, dad was so frustrated about my shedding that he took my hair to Pottery Barn and matched a couch color to my hair color (he has major issues- clearly). That was when I was yellow and just a pup. As of late, he has been complaining about all the “white” hairs all over the couch. Solution- I instructed him to buy me a new couch for my elder years that matches my new coat. Now, we are all happy. Sometimes I wonder why humans think they are in control…….
“Oh the holidays, the joyous holidays spent with family… As if it isn’t bad enough dealing with my dad all year, I then get to deal with his nephew Banks who thinks I am a jungle gym. Nevermind that eye of mine, it isn’t important kid..” #Bailey #scrooge
“Many of you saw my amazing ‘Dog of the Day’ award that was bestowed upon me by Camp Bow Wow in Nashville on a fine summer day a few weeks ago. What you didn’t know was that 5 minutes after this photo was taken, my dad revoked this award- something to do with me chewing up the seatbelt in his Jeep on the way home (yes, on the way home from receiving my ‘Dog of the Day’ award)” #irony
“It’s about time spring is here. Now when Dad locks me out in the backyard while he’s ‘workin’ (so he calls it), I can sneak in through the doggie door and sleep all day on the porch bed. He has no clue I sleep all day- thinks I’m guarding the house. Little does he know I milk the clock.” #daddyisasucker #dogsrule